CLASS OF 2006

CONGRATUALTIONS STEPHANIE CHARLOTTE MCILVAINE
LONGWOOD HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATE OF 2006
TOP TEN PERCENT OF HER CLASS

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I Never Knew My Marriage Was Under Attack

Boy, I must be living under a rock. My hubby and I had no idea that our marriage was under attack. As I write this, a band of right wing nutjobs brandishing axes and broomsticks are outside our front door, demanding to be let into our bedroom.

What did we do wrong? So far as I can tell, our only crime was in believing that people have the right to live the way they want, free of big government (aka Federal Marriage Amendment) barging into their bed.

I mean, I can't remember the last time a gay couple thrashed me and Bill for being "straight". As for our kids, we wouldn't care if they were straight, gay or polka dot as long as they were happy.

Actually, I think Bush has done the gay marriage movement a great service. Getting his "seal of approval" on the amendment means you can put a fork in it.

Nine severed heads were found in Iraq today, and all Bush can do is yelp about gay marriage. No wonder Mary Cheney didn't join him in the Rose Garden. A skunk by any other name still smells the same.