The burning question of the day: did Paula Abdul have an "inappropriate relationship" with 2002 AI contestant Corey Clarke.
Based on the evidence thus far, I must sadly conclude...yes.
But on the other hand, we have a drunk driving, coke sniffing, good ole boy in the Oval Office that we elected not once, but twice.
America lives to forgive. All Paula need do now is go on Larry King and tearfully confess. The public will lap it up.