The burning question of the day: did Paula Abdul have an "inappropriate relationship" with 2002 AI contestant Corey Clarke.
Based on the evidence thus far, I must sadly conclude...yes.
But on the other hand, we have a drunk driving, coke sniffing, good ole boy in the Oval Office that we elected not once, but twice.
President-American Idiot
Abdul-Fallen Idiot
America lives to forgive. All Paula need do now is go on Larry King and tearfully confess. The public will lap it up.
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