Thursday, October 06, 2005

Random Ramblings On A Thursday Evening

Before The Apprentice (the real one) comes on.

So it looks like Katie Holmes didn't keep her vow to remain a virgin until she was married. Guess Tom had the, uh, right stuff.

Jessica and Nick are splitsville. Are too. Are not. Does anyone give a shit? I wish all the Simpsons would get their sorry asses on an RV and hit the road. We have more important things to worry about, like Karl Rove's indictment.

1 comment:

Scott the Reader said...

Well, you know, if you buy that Tom is gay and she is his beard, then maybe it was an in vitro baby. So theoretically she can still be a virgin, right?

Though I'm thinking that this has all sorts of Antichrist implications.